Welcome to my garbage webpage. I made a garbage neocities because i can't afford hosting and the dark net is too much work.
Being a punk kid sure is fun.
As you can probably guess, I'll be focussing on contemporary punk records and outsider music. I'm fucking trash at web stuff, so you'll have to bear with me. I swear these records are probably worth your time though.
Onto the garbage fire, thank you for joining me lmao.
If you're new to weird punk stuff, have a look here. This is pretty much the ropes. Not gonna be writing much about each release, but it'll give you a good place to start. Great for alienating friends and loved ones that aren't big on this kind of music.
Fair warning: bringing up some of these (eg. "omg have you heard of Coneheads") with people who know their shit will get you laughed out of the room.
Coneheads L.P.1 aka "14 Year Old High School PC-Fascist Hype Lords Rip Off Devo for the Sake of Extorting $$$ from Helpless Impressionable Midwestern Internet Peoplepunks L.P." This is what started it all, contemporary punks' obsession with devo-esque bands.
Considered by almost everyone to be Mark Winter's magnum opus. Expect lots of really fucking
weird guitar and bass riffs, coupled with angry monotone vocals being belted at breakneck
speeds atop offbeat instrumentals. It's hard for people just being introduced to modern
punk to hate this record, hell, I've sent this release to a bunch of exes and friends
over the years that don't fuck with punk at all and I'm yet to find someone that doesn't
love it. |
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Uranium Club - Human Exploration Okay so basically fuck this record. I'm not usually a negative person at all, and I love
that there's a boom of new garage/punk bands making great music these days independantly, and this
record 100% falls into that category. But.. good lord, just.. wow. |
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Lumpy and the Dumpers - Huff My Sack Arguably as, if not more
influential than The Coneheads, but not done to death as much as them, or Uranium Club.
I'd chalk this up to Lumpy being less listener friendly, with him screaming his fucking lungs out
about shit such as giving his unwashed balls a healthy whiff and bugs biting your dick to pieces as you
go for a piss. That coupled with all of their album art being disgusting as hell, well boy howdy,
you just put off a lot of posers that aren't here for the brutality and just like the funny
guitar sounds. |
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Hank Wood and the Hammerheads - S/T Idk if this is the best Hank Wood
album, but it's definitely the most polished. I'm sick of arguing about whether or not they're punk too,
but here's the rundown; like 7-8 dudes on stage, kinda 1960's bluesy garage rock while hank goes
a little bit nuts and yells the same handful of words over and over and makes noises. All of their
albums are great, and more of the same shit. Heaps of synth and intense drums propelling the tracks
and tying them all together and not much brainpower required to listen. |